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Entry: Happy blogiversary MJ Part 2 Tuesday, March 25, 2008

You can't sum up MJ in one post so I had to make two. The first one saw Sabrina flashing her finest assets at us. Reminding us why she had those massive... hits or tits? She sang of Boys, saying she was looking for a good time, said she was a Hot Girl being dynamite. She was looking for My Chico with All Of Me and felt Like a Yoyo. It was fabulous, 80s high hair, big ear rings, shoulder pads, catchy pop and delightful gay abandon.

All of this perfectly embodies everything MJ is, will and can be. Enjoy the videos.

27 comments


	T-Bird March 28, 2008 08:47 AM PDT What was that Red Dwarf quote? Something about a Japanese banquet having small portions but many courses? There's wisdom in that, smeg heads.


	Dinah March 28, 2008 01:26 AM PDT Zing!


	Tim March 27, 2008 11:53 PM PDT I doubt that, Sir Lance-a-little!


	T-Bird March 27, 2008 11:26 PM PDT Meow!


	IDV March 27, 2008 11:12 PM PDT I'll have a lot going for you in a minute, Tim!


	Tim March 27, 2008 10:37 PM PDT You've got a glass eye? Wow, you really have got a lot going for you.


	IDV March 27, 2008 02:28 PM PDT * vomits copiously * Yup! My inclination has been proved correct by that first definition, T-Bird. There's no way I'd ever get breast implants - Not even for Tim, CyberPetra. Although I can do the glassy-eyed pout a la Mrs Beckham!


	T-Bird March 26, 2008 10:51 PM PDT Hahahaha! Victoria Beckham? I certainly hope not! I've never heard of the term 'a spanish' here - we just have the terms I've already mentioned.


	CyberPete March 26, 2008 09:19 PM PDT Sparkly Tim: IDV with breast implants he'd end up looking like Victoria Beckham


	Tim March 26, 2008 09:16 PM PDT I prefer the first definition too! (And no, IDV, this is not an excuse for you to get breast implants)


	CyberPete March 26, 2008 06:55 PM PDT T-Birdy: I didn't know either IDV: You closeted straight guy you Sparkly Tim: You are very helpful MJ: Oi! Not nearly as fast as yours T-Birdy: Isn't that what people used to describe with the term "spanish"? What happened to the good old fashion way of getting a pearl necklace. going to Tiffany's MJ: Hasn't it? Hey, what do you mean "has become" HRMPF


	MJ March 26, 2008 01:44 PM PDT I take back what I just said about this blog going downhill. This blog has become very educational.


	T-Bird March 26, 2008 10:09 AM PDT Ok, ok. I went off to do some research - Urban dictionary sez: titty wank 33 up, 5 down The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england. [T Bird sez: I thought this was a titty f**k? How else is a girl supposed to get a pearl necklace?] 2. titty wank 3 up, 9 down Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this. "Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank" [T-Bird sez: Now that is just downright strange. Although I have heard of girls who say that this happens to them.] I think I like the first definition better.


	MJ March 26, 2008 08:03 AM PDT This blog has gone downhill and fast.


	Tim March 26, 2008 12:43 AM PDT Oh T-Bird, dear sweet T-Bird� to the Urban Dictionary with you!


	IDV March 26, 2008 12:00 AM PDT Eeeurrrgh! I have a horrible inclination that I might know the answer to that one, T-Bird. It comes of spending too much time with straight boys. I won't be trying to describe it, for fear of vomitting, but I'm sure Tim can - describe it, not vomit.


	T-Bird March 25, 2008 10:42 PM PDT Can someone define what a tittywank is? Anyone?


	CyberPete March 25, 2008 10:20 PM PDT The music was divine right Tim? I wasn't giving your pants away, I was merely suggesting lending them out


	Tim March 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT Two words come to mind when looking at these videos: Titty wank. That's all folks. (and don't go giving my pants away!)


	CyberPete March 25, 2008 09:12 PM PDT Hehehe You don't need to hide anything, in fact I think most people would prefer you the way god created you well grown up and all... Preferably doing squats or something like that. Or if that makes you uncomfortable, maybe you can borrow Tims Big Bang Pants RAWR!


	eroswings March 25, 2008 08:46 PM PDT I kept waiting for a wardrobe malfunction, but then I realized, I could just scroll down to the previous post to get a better view of who this person is... Considers changing name to Chico Ponders career change to become a mummy model


	CyberPete March 25, 2008 08:39 PM PDT MJ: Buhuuu MJ: So you have wider shoulders than Linda Evans? Now that's a feat. Send pictures please, I need something for my special collages IDV: Be sure to watch them both. They are brilliant! T-Birdy: YAY KYLIE!!!! Oh you didn't mention anything about the Sabrina songs, I wonder why? MJ: Too late! Deal with it


	MJ March 25, 2008 02:03 PM PDT No! Not more Kylie! Don't encourage him.


	T-Bird March 25, 2008 11:20 AM PDT Man, there were some gratuitous boob shots there... I think we need some Kylie now!


	IDV March 25, 2008 08:41 AM PDT I hope those videos are a lot less... Dangly than the pictures in the previous post? I'll have to watch them when I'm home from work, I think...


	MJ March 25, 2008 05:57 AM PDT tries again First of all, I don�t wear shoulder pads. I have a swimmer�s build, i.e. broad shoulders, so shoulder pads would make me look like Joan Crawford on steroids. �Gay abandon?� I know one gay I�ll abandon if he continues comparing me to Sabrina. Would you like some pics of me for your 3-ring binder?


	MJ March 25, 2008 05:21 AM PDT Arghhh!!! It ate my long comment. Will be back tomorrow.

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