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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Happy blogiversary MJ Part 2
Posted at 04:13 am by CyberPete
 | | | T-Bird
March 28, 2008 08:47 AM PDT
What was that Red Dwarf quote?
Something about a Japanese banquet having small portions but many courses?
There's wisdom in that, smeg heads. | |
| | | Dinah
March 28, 2008 01:26 AM PDT
Zing! | |
| | | Tim
March 27, 2008 11:53 PM PDT
I doubt that, Sir Lance-a-little! | |
| | | T-Bird
March 27, 2008 11:26 PM PDT
Meow! | |
| | | IDV
March 27, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
I'll have a lot going for you in a minute, Tim! | |
| | | Tim
March 27, 2008 10:37 PM PDT
You've got a glass eye?
Wow, you really have got a lot going for you. | |
| | | IDV
March 27, 2008 02:28 PM PDT
* vomits copiously *
Yup! My inclination has been proved correct by that first definition, T-Bird.
There's no way I'd ever get breast implants - Not even for Tim, CyberPetra. Although I can do the glassy-eyed pout a la Mrs Beckham! | |
| | | T-Bird
March 26, 2008 10:51 PM PDT
Hahahaha! Victoria Beckham? I certainly hope not!
I've never heard of the term 'a spanish' here - we just have the terms I've already mentioned.
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| | | CyberPete
March 26, 2008 09:19 PM PDT
Sparkly Tim: IDV with breast implants
he'd end up looking like Victoria Beckham | |
| | | Tim
March 26, 2008 09:16 PM PDT
I prefer the first definition too!
(And no, IDV, this is not an excuse for you to get breast implants) | |
| | | CyberPete
March 26, 2008 06:55 PM PDT
T-Birdy: I didn't know either
IDV: You closeted straight guy you
Sparkly Tim: You are very helpful
MJ: Oi! Not nearly as fast as yours
T-Birdy: Isn't that what people used to describe with the term "spanish"?
What happened to the good old fashion way of getting a pearl necklace. going to Tiffany's
MJ: Hasn't it?
Hey, what do you mean "has become"
*HRMPF* | |
| | | MJ
March 26, 2008 01:44 PM PDT
I take back what I just said about this blog going downhill.
This blog has become very educational. | |
| | | T-Bird
March 26, 2008 10:09 AM PDT
Ok, ok. I went off to do some research - Urban dictionary sez:
titty wank 33 up, 5 down
The act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizeable breasts) using their titty to sexually stimulate a man (possibly to the point of orgasm). Phrase origin is presumed from england.
[T Bird sez: I thought this was a titty f**k? How else is a girl supposed to get a pearl necklace?]
2. titty wank 3 up, 9 down
Wanking yourself or someone else off by playing with his/her tits and/or nipples. Some weird people get orgasms from this.
"Yo doilface, I gotta go home and have an awesome titty wank"
[T-Bird sez: Now that is just downright strange. Although I have heard of girls who say that this happens to them.]
I think I like the first definition better. | |
| | | MJ
March 26, 2008 08:03 AM PDT
This blog has gone downhill and fast. | |
| | | Tim
March 26, 2008 12:43 AM PDT
Oh T-Bird, dear sweet T-Bird… to the Urban Dictionary with you! | |
| | | IDV
March 26, 2008 12:00 AM PDT
Eeeurrrgh!
I have a horrible inclination that I might know the answer to that one, T-Bird.
It comes of spending too much time with straight boys.
I won't be trying to describe it, for fear of vomitting, but I'm sure Tim can - describe it, not vomit. | |
| | | T-Bird
March 25, 2008 10:42 PM PDT
Can someone define what a tittywank is? Anyone? | |
| | | CyberPete
March 25, 2008 10:20 PM PDT
The music was divine right Tim?
I wasn't giving your pants away, I was merely suggesting lending them out | |
| | | Tim
March 25, 2008 10:02 PM PDT
Two words come to mind when looking at these videos:
Titty wank.
That's all folks.
(and don't go giving my pants away!) | |
| | | CyberPete
March 25, 2008 09:12 PM PDT
Hehehe
You don't need to hide anything, in fact I think most people would prefer you the way god created you
well grown up and all...
Preferably doing squats or something like that.
Or if that makes you uncomfortable, maybe you can borrow Tims Big Bang Pants
RAWR! | |
| | | eroswings
March 25, 2008 08:46 PM PDT
I kept waiting for a wardrobe malfunction, but then I realized, I could just scroll down to the previous post to get a better view of who this person is...
*Considers changing name to Chico*
*Ponders career change to become a mummy model* | |
| | | CyberPete
March 25, 2008 08:39 PM PDT
MJ: Buhuuu
MJ: So you have wider shoulders than Linda Evans?
Now that's a feat.
Send pictures please, I need something for my special collages
IDV: Be sure to watch them both. They are brilliant!
T-Birdy: YAY KYLIE!!!!
Oh you didn't mention anything about the Sabrina songs, I wonder why?
MJ: Too late! Deal with it
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| | | MJ
March 25, 2008 02:03 PM PDT
No! Not more Kylie!
Don't encourage him. | |
| | | T-Bird
March 25, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
Man, there were some gratuitous boob shots there...
I think we need some Kylie now! | |
| | | IDV
March 25, 2008 08:41 AM PDT
I hope those videos are a lot less... Dangly than the pictures in the previous post?
I'll have to watch them when I'm home from work, I think... | |
| | | MJ
March 25, 2008 05:57 AM PDT
*tries again*
First of all, I don’t wear shoulder pads. I have a swimmer’s build, i.e. broad shoulders, so shoulder pads would make me look like Joan Crawford on steroids.
“Gay abandon?” I know one gay I’ll abandon if he continues comparing me to Sabrina.
Would you like some pics of me for your 3-ring binder?
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| | | MJ
March 25, 2008 05:21 AM PDT
Arghhh!!!
It ate my long comment.
Will be back tomorrow. | |
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