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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Well all think it, but there is only one saying happy second blogiversary Tim
And who is it? It's everyones darling.
 
Kylie says: Happy blogiversary Tim
Posted at 12:11 am by CyberPete
 | | | CyberPete
March 21, 2008 01:09 PM PDT
T-Birdy: Such a fantastic story!
Love it, adore you!
Sparkly Tim: I know, don't you just love the feeling!?!
*grins* | |
| | | T-Bird
March 21, 2008 01:49 AM PDT
You got your girl in the end! Doesn't that mean something? I was trying to make everyone happy... and this is what I get.
*HUFF!*
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| | | Tim
March 20, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
I feel used. | |
| | | MJ
March 20, 2008 05:42 PM PDT
I wish to see Timothy Elizabeth and IVD's bosoms heaving together as one. | |
| | | IDV
March 20, 2008 01:43 PM PDT
Yay! I get to do it with Timothy Elizabeth-
Ummm... Hang on a minute. I have to be in Autumn "Vacant Stare" Reeser for this?
* thinks for a minute *
Oh, well. If needs must.
This is brilliant, T-Bird. Just a masterpiece of mucky, slash sci-fi!
Kudos to you. And Kang, too! | |
| | | T-Bird
March 19, 2008 11:19 PM PDT
I'm not too sure who will play what, but my casting couch is good and ready for any punters.
I think the Teaching Detective will have to make an appearance soon. | |
| | | T-Bird
March 19, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
<i>Knock. Knock. Cock</i>
The scraping at the door was becoming more and more insistent.
Several bangs were followed by a thud, which were followed by an almighty:
"URRRRGGGHHHHHEEEEWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!"
The paper thin walls of the plywood TARDIS shook with every increasing decibel of the strange cry.
Elizabeth whimpered, "Can you go see what that is?"
The Doc whimpered back "Why can't you?"
"Because I am a delicate young lady and I..."
"Wait, wait wait. Let's not keep up the pretense any more. You are a man with a hairy chest. I am a man with a hairy chest. Our bosoms don't heave."
"But, Doc... I'm... I'm <i>scared</i>!"
"I can tell, you are overusing ellipsis again."
Elizabeth clutched the good Doc's arm as he grasped her bosom once more. As they gazed into each others soulful eyes, the almost gravitational pull was too much to ignore.
Like two colliding celestial bodies, the Doctor and Elizabeth violently embraced. Elizabeth's bosom crushed up against the Doctor's manly chest so forcefully, that it almost hurt.
The Doctor clicked his fingers and the TARDIS cued up John Mellecamp's "Hurt so Good" which he saved for these sorts of occasions.
The wet sounds of lip smacking grew more insistant until...
"Erm. Hmm. Umm. Hello?"
<i>Smooooochsnozzle</i>
"I. Think. I'd. Better. Let. Myself. In"
With that the doors of the blue prop blew open and a hideous being plopped itself deftly between the two embracing heroes.
Elizabeth and the Doctor looked down in dismay.
"Housten. We don't have liftoff" said the Doc.
"I repeat. Some freak has just killed the mood" added Elizabeth.
The three of them stood there, glaring at one another angrily.
"What. The. F***. Is. This?" the Doctor indicated the creature so hideous that it defied description. Picture the stuff of your nightmares, and then imagine Michael Bay got his hands on it, and then blogged about the time he had sex with Katie Homes.
It was that ugly.
"Elizabeth? What are you doing here?" The creature slathered all over the floor.
"I know who you are, but why do you look like that?" Elizabeth replied crossly.
"Oh, I had to inhabit the body of some sort of snot-like creature that could survive out here while I was stalking... erm... holidaying. I was on my way to Cybertron, you know"
The doctor giggled. "You were off for a holiday in the land of the sexbots? Too bad you didn't bring Shya La Beef with you. The Autobots have a sick fascination with him"
"Well, as it happens, I did manage to pack a few changes of outfit."
IDV whipped out his Shya La Beef outfit. The Doc and Elizabeth tried to find him attractive, but realised they'd both have to regenerate into a 12 year old girl to do so.
"What. Ever." Elizabeth said, bored.
"Oh, perhaps you'd prefer this one?"
IDV pulled a squirming Autumn Reeser out of his wobbly appendage.
"Just stay still, dear."
The snot like creature shed it's Beef skin and squirmed obscenely through Autumn's nose.
She gagged all the while, but once the transformation was complete, her eyes glowed a dull red.
"Elizabeth..." ellipsised the Doc "what's going on?"
"This, buddy!" Autumn replied gleefully as he flooped him out to the void of space.
"Now," Autumn replied invitingly. "Where were we"
Elizabeth turned to the overhead camera. The last thing anyone ever heard of that transmission was his murmur;
"In space, no one can hear me scream Autumn's name"
END TRANSMISSION
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To be continued? | |
| | | MJ
March 19, 2008 03:18 PM PDT
Go on, T-Bird. Finish it.
There's a movie deal in it.
Who will play Tim? | |
| | | CyberPete
March 18, 2008 11:12 PM PDT
Bloody fantastic!
Come on you lazy lot, finish it! | |
| | | T-Bird
March 18, 2008 11:07 PM PDT
As the doctor nuzzled the groove between Elizabeth's heaving 'bosoms' he heard a noise.
"Hark!" said he, "There are gentle scrapings at the window! What could it be? Nothing can survive outside when we are tran-dimensional!"
"Well," replied Elizabeth, "I'll overlook your almost juvenile use of punctuation and spelling for the sake of narrative flow."
"Yes..."
"And your overuse of the ellipsis as a tool of suspense, as well as your grammatically incorrect way of beginning a sentence with 'and'"
"Hang on, YOU did that"
"Technically the author did, but who's nitpicking?"
The doctor rolled his well-proportioned brows and took wistful note of the fact his member was no longer turgid.
"So, who is at the door, sugarballs" he drawled in his native Scottish accent.
"Well," said Elizabeth, "I sort of have this undead, pan dimensional being stalking me"
"You mean like those angel statues from series two or three?"
"Erm, no"
"You mean that other statue I battled when I was Tom Baker?"
"Nope"
"You mean that creepy little boy with the gasmask when I was Eccelscake?"
"No."
"So... what then?"
"Can you hear the sobbing?"
The doctor rubbed some more oil on Elizabeth's glistening pectoral, and then his own before he went to the window to listen.
"I hear it! Who is it?"
*****
What will happen? Who is it? Is it true that this is a slash fiction of 'Elizabeth' and the 'Doctor' for the author's completely self serving reasons?
Will Kylie make an appearance?
Who is the undead pan-dimensional being stalking Tim.... er Elizabeth?
Well, someone else will have to finish it! I've had enough! | |
| | | IDV
March 18, 2008 10:43 PM PDT
* all of a quivver with anticipation *
What was that scraping? | |
| | | T-Bird
March 18, 2008 10:39 PM PDT
Doctor Who noticed Elizabeth's heaving bosom. But hark! Was that a rancid cheesy pepperoni under her skirts?
"Ooo er, doctor! I see you've found my love rocket"
The doctor considered his own engorged member, and said
"Fancy a ride in my TARDIS? We'll go see the stars, baby."
Little did our space time continuum travellers know, the gentle scrapings at the window were none other than...
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| | | Tim
March 17, 2008 10:12 PM PDT
Ugh, I'd rather dry hump Pat Butcher.
I don't know whether I waxed or shaved, but I certainly didn't go easy on the baby oil. | |
| | | IDV
March 17, 2008 11:44 AM PDT
Me! Me! ME! | |
| | | MJ
March 17, 2008 01:09 AM PDT
Whomever comments next gets dry-humped by Tim! | |
| | | CyberPete
March 17, 2008 12:16 AM PDT
Bingowings: Thank you dear
He does make a good Doctor, I wonder if he'll play doctor with me too..
IDV: I think he waxed. RAWR!
Yeah right, but I'll be ok with that.
MJ: I love the way you think!
Sparkly Tim: But I'm still welcomed right? Right?
T-Birdy & MJ: I think the two of you can write this one just the two of you | |
| | | MJ
March 16, 2008 11:50 PM PDT
Rancid CHEESY pepperoni. | |
| | | T-Bird
March 16, 2008 11:06 PM PDT
I am not gifted enough for writing things like:
Heaving bosom.
Engorged member.
Turgid love rocket.
Somehow, it just comes out all cheesy. IDV - want to have a crack at some slash? | |
| | | Tim
March 16, 2008 08:33 PM PDT
I could totally be Doctor Who, couldn't I? I'd definitely let Kylie work my sonic screwdriver, if you know what I mean.
I don't think IDV should be in the sandwich. After all, no one likes rancid pepperami. | |
| | | MJ
March 16, 2008 05:51 PM PDT
I forgot about Bingowings.
He needs to be in the fantasy sandwich too.
Perhaps he could provide the creamy filling. | |
| | | IDV
March 16, 2008 04:46 PM PDT
P.S. I want to be the top slice in MJ's fantasy! | |
| | | IDV
March 16, 2008 04:45 PM PDT
* saves half-naked Tim pic for later *
Oh and Tim? Next time don't shave your chest - Rawr! | |
| | | eroswings
March 16, 2008 03:28 PM PDT
Congrats Tim! I'm envious that you got to grind with Kylie Minogue ;) Also, nice job on being the latest incarnation of Dr Who...
Nice Job, CP! | |
| | | CyberPete
March 16, 2008 02:36 PM PDT
Sparkly Tim: I aim to please
Could you take a picture where your head is medium sized?
Dinah: Yeah half nekkid Tim is awesome
Wait... are you mocking my highly developed photoshop talents? ;)
MJ: I'll consider it
T-Birdy: Teeheee you should start it | |
| | | T-Bird
March 16, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
Ok, it's only a matter of time before we get some slash fiction to match those pics.
Any volunteers? | |
| | | MJ
March 16, 2008 04:04 AM PDT
I want to see a CyberPete/Tim/IVD sandwich with Tim as the meat. | |
| | | Dinah
March 16, 2008 02:14 AM PDT
Awesome! I thought big body/tiny headed Tim was going to be my favourite, but then half naked Tim was definitely my favourite. | |
| | | Tim
March 16, 2008 01:46 AM PDT
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That's awesome!!
There's nothing I like more than getting half nekkid and grinding against Kylie. Well, aside from getting completely nekkid and grinding against Kylie…
Thanks for that!! | |
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