If you don't like the smell, get out of my kitchen
First off I'd like to introduce you, my dear readers, to the kitchen that I've spent so much time in making delights especially for you.

It looks lovely and quite clean doesn't it? No muck in the corners, no rotting stuff or dishes in the sink. All clean. So why is it that it smells funky in there?
That's what I've been asking myself until I spotted this culprit.

Who knew that something that looks so lovely could smell so disgusting. Like cat pee really. The really harsh kind. Clearly the people giving me this lovely Fleur de cat pee don't like me very much. Or maybe the intentions were honourable because I'm really bad at keeping flowers alive and this one requires water about once a month. Still I can't help but wonder if my mother and father were trying to tell me something..
I will however find out as I'm going to stay with them from this Friday until Wednsday and will ask. If anyone knows the real name of this stink bomb please be sure to tell me. I like to know my enemy.
Can you spray it with Febreeze to get rid of the smell?
Posted at 10:00 pm by
CyberPete
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eroswings March 15, 2008 04:09 PM PDT
That is one clean, streamlined kitchen...as for the plant, it didn't come with a tag in it or at the bottom of the pot?
Perhaps if you set open a box of baking soda behind it, the plant scent will be absorbed away...or just get a plastic plant and regift someone else with this pretty but odorous greenery. |
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CyberPete March 13, 2008 07:34 PM PDT
Sparkly Tim: I'll think about it
T-Birdy: Ouch! That's got to hurt!
So you want more Danish milk and cream? I'll think about it
MJ: We don't really laugh at ourselves, we laugh at the silly foreigners - like you |
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MJ March 13, 2008 07:55 AM PDT
Yes, more pics of stuff written in Danish.
Most amusing.
How do you keep from laffing at yourselves, you Danes? |
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Dinah March 13, 2008 07:26 AM PDT
I really, really want to own something named Piskeflode. |
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T-Bird March 12, 2008 11:25 PM PDT
I once burned myself on a freshly laminated card.
Febreeze is an international name? I was hoping for something like Ekspres Letmaelk, or Piskeflode. You have the coolest language. |
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Tim March 12, 2008 09:28 PM PDT
It would take up less space - and be wipe clean!
LAMINATE IT! |
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CyberPete March 12, 2008 06:41 PM PDT
Somehow that doesn't surprise me MJ |
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MJ March 12, 2008 01:46 PM PDT
I once Febreezed myself from top to bottom when I had to go to work and had been out partying all night and didn't have time to go home and change my clothes. |
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CyberPete March 11, 2008 11:46 PM PDT
That would make it slightly flat, wouldn't it? |
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Tim March 11, 2008 11:45 PM PDT
Find a laminator and put it in! |
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CyberPete March 11, 2008 10:56 PM PDT
Sparkly Tim: It's the flash you dummy
T-Birdy: Unfortunately it's called Febreeze here too.
IDV: Could you find out for me?
How do I go about laminating it? |
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IDV March 11, 2008 10:46 PM PDT
Gosh! I have no idea what that plant is, but what ever it is, it looks like it's doing pretty well there.
Some type of saxifrage, maybe?
* flummoxed *
I have to agree with Tim. Laminate it. |
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T-Bird March 11, 2008 10:45 PM PDT
Only use FeBreeze if it has a funny Danish name on the bottle. |
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Tim March 11, 2008 10:39 PM PDT
Laminate it.
I like the small star outside your kitchen window. |
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